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Last Updated: 16.06.2025 00:46
Then came..
Still no good
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Have you ever had a secret crush on anyone?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
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What story do you have involving a public restroom?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
What are some dirty secrets of Indian (Bollywood, etc.) actors and actresses?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
No, not a chance
share office space ...
No way
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
How do military families handle communication when a service member is injured overseas?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
No go.
Do handsome guys intimidate women or people in general?
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...